If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

The reason I know god doesn’t exist is because a sinkhole hasn’t opened up underneath the Baylor campus and swallowed everyone who willingly associates with that trash school.

Sacamano was not in the strip club contingent. Get your Seinfeld facts right if you’re going to Truther me.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Nah, i think it’s all the moisture that’s making everything conductive.

In this boat story, I guess that guy’s playing the part of Odell Beckham Jr.

Paul Walker thought he had found one

As a Packer fan, I still have nightmares about this game. Mainly about Favre throwing into triple coverage. But also about Coughlin’s shiny, red face... looking like a baboon’s ass.

Hey look, an Iowa fan.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

Because we need to get our minds off things for a bit, and because I think Craig Sager would want us to smile:

I watched with my brother-in-law who’s a gopher fan. He kept saying “just wait, Leidner’s gonna Leidner and the Badgers will pull away.”

You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?