Crap, my milkshake was out there. I hope the boys are okay.

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Bear Richard Kimble is a good bear. Human is a poor Tommy Lee Jones substitute.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

It’s been a while since a man’s been knocked out by Clay.

I was all set to be outraged but you’ve completely changed my mind with your brilliant and articulate dissection of the facts at hand and declaration they “don’t make sense” to you.

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

This may be the best MS Paint image I’ve ever seen.

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

If they would just bring Erwin Rommel up from AAA they might be able to win in the desert.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Dude, screw anyone on here to tries to mob-mentality shame you for bringing a glove to the game because it’s some kind of “manly” cultural taboo. Take your glove because you love the game and want to catch a ball to give to the kids, whom you can also protect.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

That cat has seen some shit.

I’d say being their with your kids makes it OK.

Those aren’t bulldozers, they are front-end loaders. This is a bulldozer.

I used to like this guy - great story as a walk-on at UW, local boy makes good - but wow, he’s become insufferable.

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