I don’t speak Spanish too well. … I think it was a Cuban person, frustrated about the politics of it, I guess. He threw two beer cans. Nobody got hit. Nobody did anything. Maybe some guys got wet. It was a Cuba thing.

Underemployed Farting Object

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

Now Craig, you take this cancer, and you burn it. When you done, you should be butt ass naked. But you take this fucking cancer, go home, and you burn it.

Why the fuck does this video smell like onions?!?!?!

You mean it’s not “got to LOOOVE the Drake?”

It’s super easy to do when I’m right. Two ridiculous foul calls when a Xavier player tripped over himself earlier in the game, failure to review an out of bounds play with about two minutes left when even at full speed replay via DVR it was obvious it went off a Xavier player, moving screen called on a set player…

Is the Sconnie thing still going? Really?

Brian Andersen is the best in the biz

Word to your moms, I came to kick dongs

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

+1 for this little gem of a comment. Or should we call it a Jewel?

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

This is a good cat. Our rescue cat Luna is the same way. She’ll cry and whine and whathaveyou while in a cat carrier, but take her out? In your lap and purring the entire car ride. She also spends her time between the shower curtain and liner whenever someone’s taking a shower, but in the car? Purrfect.

I don’t think everyone has quite realized the extent to which the average citizen of an advanced economy has completely written off the Olympics. Most people have come to the conclusion that it’s an insanely expensive enterprise on all fronts - even just to field a delegation! - and it’s quickly becoming the province…