The second V/H/S film was much better than the first. The story of the cult in the Jungle was especially well done

Was anyone overjoyed to hear that the V/H/S series was becoming a trilogy? (Serious question: did anyone actually see part two?)

I saw Part 2- and I actually liked it a lot better than Part 1. There are several good segments, but the one that makes the film worth seeing is "Safe Haven", by Gareth Huw Evans, the…

Nothing matters. Conformists.

Ok, so it's the least self-aware thing then. Holy cow, get a grip.

Jetpacks dramatically change movement, and thus the entirety of gameplay. With FPS games it's all about movement and level design. And people seem to be having fun with it.

It's the same on other sites, as well.

"don't talk at all"

It's fuckin true man. I've been here only for a short while, 2010 or 2011 but he's been on repeat all these years now. It's insane. It's like he doesn't enjoy ANYTHING.

You keep using that joke. I do not think people find it funny anymore.

Then talk about games you are interested. But please don't talk about games you are not interested in. Jesus fucking Christ. I've been on Kotaku since, what, '07 or '08 and you've been on here shitting on every game not deemed worthy by you since I can remember except for the few glorious months when you decided to…

So what games DO you enjoy? All I've seen coming out of you this entire time has been complaining about the games covered here. I know for a fact that there are other websites where you'd be able to discuss games you'll actually play. Why waste your time here?

And you realize by clicking on said stories (click click click) you are generating revenue, therefore telling Kotaku "keep posting these articles!". Helpless complainer, aiding to his own problem.

I only play games featuring Big Boss

I'm surprised you didn't go over to those articles posting that then. Surprised you didn't go over to the MH4U article saying "I hate Monster Hunter, but since Kotaku is all Call of Duty, reblogs of io9, and press releases, there's nothing else to talk about."

Contrarian: adjective

It's what makes a person force sensitive, and thus able to use the force.

And you keep crying about games you have no interest in.

meet the contrarian, same as the old contrarian, until it becomes...wait...

Dude. Some of these JUST came out.