“I will just note the great contributions he’s made to our society.”

A deuce at a tennis court.

the horror... 

More of a community bathroom than a public bathroom but I figure I’ll share my trauma. I got a terrible migraine when I was working at a residential treatment facility and got (rare) permission to stay behind while they went to a service project. While they were gone, somebody else (and I don’t say this to judge him,…

I used to be a custodian.

Oh boy, I have one. Back in the 1990s I had a job at a large “anchor” department store at a huge shopping mall. For whatever reason, our men’s rooms became notorious “cruise spots” where men would meet for anonymous sex. It was a daily thing, you’d pop into the bathroom to take a quick one and there would inevitably…

I told myself I would sit this one out, don’t want to read any terrible stories like yours. But I just can’t help myself.

Finally my moment in the sun! Let me set the stage: I was a bit of a princess back in the day: had never used a squat potty, peed in the woods, etc. My husband and I went to Myanmar for vacation and spent some time in Mrauk-O, which is like Bagan but in the Rakhine province (yes, of concentration camp fame) so no…

I work at a tennis resort. One weekend when we were hosting a seniors tournament, someone took a massive shit in the men’s room urinal. Not solid logs, and not diarrhea either, but kind of in between, a pile of brown soft-serve the size of a small cow patty in the only urinal in that bathroom. There’s also only one…

Yeah, I expect those second amendment types will be protesting about government overreach any moment now, because isn’t this exactly the scenario they described needing all their guns?

Amazing, How do they respond?

This is still a great movie - and it wn’t hard to see the subtle lesbian subtext. It’s hardly like 1992 was so lonng ago. We all saw it.

I love this!  LOL 

John Lithgow - can play both lovable and sweet, but then turn on a dime and be menacing and evil.

She is.  Good call. 

I mean, if we’re going for the actor who has most in common with the subject, Kevin Spacey is the obvious choice.

Christian Bale. He’s always given me the creeps for no good reason. 

Yes, thank you. I’m a woman. Back when I used to go on dates, I would sometimes become hyper-chatty with the waiters and bartenders. However, it was because I was very nervous and the pressure of trying to impress my date with direct conversation at the point was too much for me to bear but I still wanted to show my…

Did you ever consider that first dates are nerve wracking, and for some people, a reaction to nerves is to be overly chatty? It may take a lot to get oneself into the mindset of being a good first date, the outgoing nature and friendliness toward servers and bartenders may just be spillover from an attempt to get…

At one summer job I had in college, one of my co-workers (unbelievably, actually named Chad) who was harassing me, I was 21, what did I know about standing up for myself? Anyway, I was in the stock room, and I heard a loud bang behind me, and I jumped and said what was that?! out loud. There’s Chad, he had thrown somet…