So, Alan, it turns out that folks weren’t ostracizing you at all those Hamptons parties because you chose to be a mouthpiece for Trump during his impeachment. They were staying away from you because you’re skeevy AF.

I know the feeling all too well.

It’s true - the response would have been totally incompetent, regardless. But what we ended up with was incompetence and maliciousness.  Which is possibly marginally worse than just the incompetence.

In a four-hour interview with Joe Rogan...

OR, my personal favorite

No doubt your ass’s idea was better than any the Dotard has ever had.

Turns out all those 2nd Amendment goons are pro-fascist, too.

You know, what with launching an anti-obesity campaign the week before a national 50% off offer for food premises that includes most major fast food outlets and this evening having to re-engage lockdown amongst much of the North I’m starting to think this government doesn’t have a clue what they’re doing...

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the description of Kushner’s team as, “like a frat party descended from a UFO and invaded the federal government,” will surely prove to be one of the most apt and enduring descriptions of this moment.

And this is the same Jared Kushner who, when asked about the election being pushed back, said he’d have to think about it.

I’m sure Eric still believes it. The current favored theory among the Trump loyalist crowd seems to go a little something like this: COVID-19 is totally overblown, and will disappear right after the election. Apparently, anyone to the left of Breitbart is in on a plan to delay announcement of a vaccine, because we…

One of my siblings only tells me life updates via facebook, despite the fact that I don’t use that platform regularly. So I got to find out I was gonna have a new niece/nephew a week after their acquaintances and old high school friends and such learned. Even better, they were miffed it took me so long to say anything…

When I worked on Capitol Hill, at least two men in my office avoided housework and childcare by working nights and weekends.

Doesn’t make you a bad friend (in my humble opinion), but you could be doing better by yourself. Without being vulnerable about these things in person with friends and loved ones, you’re removing the opportunity to show trust in them and forge more meaningful connections with the people in your life.

Like I know guys like this who avoid their families and it still baffles me. I have loved this work from home situation purely for being able to be around my family. I hated the long drive to and from work resulting in me being gone close to 11 hours a day.  It isnt some requirement to have kids.  I know plenty of men…

Thank you for sharing this. I’ll keep it in mind in the future. 

I’m guessing Jen might be slightly addicted to the “not real but an incredible simulation” feeling Twitter gives. It’s like turning your life into a movie with your selected narration: you’re the director, the star, the editor—it makes it easy to frame and give context to things like ill health, accidents, moods. Very…

Surprised he went with the Lambo. I would have expected a fully lifted and loaded Ford Raptor (with TruckNutz of course) along with Puddle of Mudd’s entire discography - with the balance of the loan dispersed in $1 bills.

This guy woulda been in the clear if he had gotten himself a Mar-A-Lago membership.

My antennae start twitching every time I meet a person that decides I’m their new best friend. These people inevitably have new best friends every year or so, and don’t keep up with the old, because they burn out the relationships so quickly.