Why is that cat wearing human shoes???

There used to be a group of sexual assault survivors on GT, and he couldn’t let it go that they had this group dialogue. I didn’t get why? He used to jump into their discussions and claim Jezebel had that issue covered so why did they have to keep talking about sexual assault on GT? What?

I’ll admit that I just don’t want to leave the house anymore to shop in person. I don’t. It has nothing to do with COVID-19 either. I’ve been like this for at least ten years.

He did! And he negged me too. This was back when I was on Twitter. He had DMed me because I lived in DC.

You know what other example comes to mind? CA Pinkham. He was supposed to be some liberal, progressive feminist on here, and he ended up being a weirdo, racist sex pest who slinked away.

I always thought he was only unfunny and untalented, but that's it. 

I wouldn’t say I’m enjoying it, but don’t you find it mildly amusing?

I’ve not heard that. He's supposed to be extremely unfunny though. 

Yes! Are you in the Midwest? I think taco pizza is only a Midwestern thing. Never seen it anywhere else. 

Serious answer: dessert pizza.

John Travolta needs to reprise his role. 

The sea monster blob thing or the actual pile of turds that is Ted Cruz?

Congratulations. You won the internet today. The "underwear on the ceiling" tipped the scales in your favor. 

Fly paper. A bucket. A hose connected to the faucet. An empty toilet - as in no water in it. Those were the total contents of the bathroom. Said contents had been there longer than I’d been alive.

A lot of blubbering.

It’ll give him another excuse to put on weight again. 

By the time, I knew what negging was, it was universally understood, which defeats the purpose?

Someone else said Richard Gere, but now I cannot unsee Sam Beckett!

Jezebel needs to have a drinking game.

Method acting!!!