Okay, I’m fully convinced that Tilda Swindon is the best person to play Maxwell. She’s got the hair, the accent, the amazing acting talent, etc. I bet she’d be a better Maxwell than Maxwell.

But he totally knew he didn’t have the power to do it! He said so in a written statement after everyone was laughing at him!

Bullfuckingshit.

As long as a Democrat isn’t in office, they don’t care. That’s it, really.

That’s what I literally used to say over and over and over again at all our happy hours.

I often wonder if genetics is the reason - spreading the seed far and wide and all that.

I love how no matter "curvy" they are, they've got to have that thigh gap no matter how weird and unnatural looking. 

Where are the libertarians in Congress to do something?

There’s something about a keyboard and internet connection that make people do weird stuff online that they’d never do in person.

Maybe my ass had a really good idea, okay?!!

Eric Trump did say COVID-19 was going to disappear after the November election so I’m curious if he still believes that. Does that mean it is a hoax and the 16 Trump people who tested positive are all crisis actors or it is real and Democrats are controlling the pandemic?

You should read the Washington Post’s comment section on her. OMG. She’s ambitious! She’s direct! She called out Biden during a debate. She works too hard! She asks too many questions. 

I already did. Thanks!

It absolutely is. All the Mommy's juice box crap is really about knowing you're married to someone who won't do a fucking load of laundry and has no qualms with you doing everything. 

This, this, this.

Why even have kids? I don’t get it.

The sad thing is that only a pandemic could force these realizations. Everything else is always attributed to individual choices.

Regarding your last paragraph...

I get the impression McDonald’s cares way more about people trying to cheat at their Monopoly nonsense than sexual harassment. 

Just ask Mitch McConnell. Why does that guy always look like death warmed over?