That’s the irony of feminism.

But I thought local waitress aficionado Kit Dodd’s feefees were hurt over Kamala hurting Joe Biden’s feefees in the debate!

Also get a better tailor.

Thank you for making this key distinction. (Plus Gary Busey was/is a joke even though it was well-known he has permanent brain damage.)

I see it right down the middle.

And an anti-choice rally at 4, and I can't be seen here!

The two laziest, most self-indulgent people I know utter the phrase, “live your best life,” on an annoyingly regular basis.

This was a real occupation on House Hunters: guy who drafts marching band formations for local high schools. 

I like this guy! Oh don’t get me wrong. He’s a total asshole, but at least he’s transparent and unwaivering.

Until people will STFU and turn off cell phones and not use their cell phones, I will not be going to a movie theater.

Two hiring anecdotes I totally believe:

The best analogy I’ve ever seen is the $10 leather couch.

And you know those motherfuckers have a Netflix subscription!

I guess this is my biggest fear.

Your take is quite fascinating. I’ve been mulling it over for awhile now. You’re a lot more empathetic than I would be, but I think you’re right.

Okay but...

“Our racism is polite and happens behind closed doors. It’s subtle and buried deep in policy changes and laws. Being an obnoxious racist in public is so undignified and low class. We can’t be associated with such shenanigans.”

He sounds as insufferable as the tiny house people. 

False! The all-knowing Pat Robertson once said that household appliances already liberated women so we don’t need any more liberation!

Joke is on them. Lady type people don't even take the bar exam! They're at home making pot roasts and washing curtains!