David Brooks is terrible, but I’m really happy my eyes randomly fell on this tidbit before I closed that tab:

Haha I’m a dude. Thank you though, hang tough

This is an absolutely inspired column.

Wait, even if you accept the insane hyperbole of the premise, that first tweet is kinda goddamn progressive.

Sorry, I’m not getting in a mansplainoff with you, you’ll have to just settle for some advice:

Uh this is an entire discussion about a show that doesn’t even exist yet.

Do you pay a monthly fee to get sick while your hormones defrag, all while being expected to hide it from coworkers?

Me neither, frankly when I get sick it’s the only goddamn thing I talk about, and it only happens like once every two years. Now go fuck yourself (literally, this is instruction, not a tell off), and…

Totally agree on one point and disagree on two.

I really appreciate the tone of this take because the obviousness of better ideas is mind-blowing and a lot of people are coming at HBO instead of the creators which makes no sense to me. HBO is absolutely right to let these guys do whatever they want after the success of Game of Thrones regardless of any public…

This is how I picture the pitch meeting for The Handmaid’s Tale, minus the victim.

What the hell? Do you people think a grapefruit costs $11?

It’s really not hard to get a line of credit for a shitty starter house, you basically just need proof of income. I’m totally baffled by people’s assumption that buying a house=having money (really, it just means having income). You kids do know there’s no law…

Reminder: Space Jam is a cover up for Michael Jordan gambling so hard (and sucking at it) and being so devoted to not paying that it got his father murdered. Stern forced Jordan to pursue his “dream” of playing baseball so the country didn’t have to watch in horror as the best American athlete since Ali’s heyday…

“one was about a woman in the audience who said that rape jokes weren’t funny.”

How are we defining African American? When my mind moved from the traditionally famous and noteworthy to activists on the ground, in the first group of people who came to my mind one is Cuban and one is Trini — and one of those frequently makes a point of letting people know she’s not African American and to never…

Having an emotional reaction to network drama = Deserving Donald Trump as your president and owing me an apology for having to suffer through your immeasurably destructive cultural correction. You live in a world with the NFL and ‘Fargo’ - there is no justification for normalizing trash like ‘Empire’ or the trash who…

The game isn’t scored that way, you have to appeal to the blue collar states and she didn’t. Shit candidate.

Campaigning with someone is not endorsement of their entire platform, especially since Heath Mello’s reach of influence is the furthest from significant. That you have any emotional reaction to this other than “good strategy, guys” is why your level of political discourse has expired from relevancy.

Give it up, there’s no President Hillary Clinton, there was never going to be a President Hillary Clinton and we have President Trump because of this delusion. Remember, Bernie only “lost” the primary because he was running against a party hellbent on forcing Hillary Clinton on a populace that didn’t want anything to…

1) You’re basically cheering the DNC for printing rigged ballots, a pretty fucked up thing bust out the pom-poms for.

Can we stop pretending Hillary was legitimately nominated? I’m not talking about wikileaks, I’m talking about election day itself. In PA, a state Hillary “won,” in order to cast a full vote for Bernie Sanders you had to do the following: