Ironic. Most Republicans, despite being born, are walking human abortions.

Ask the Grey Lady how she feels about this in 15 years when every ruralist doing-well-dad has a bad-ass-project (sweet looking piece of shit) weekend-driver, while the pure-bred JV gearheads casually innovate by drag-wrestling hybrid science projects and listening to terrible music. AS GOD INTENDED.

We're doing fine.

You will never take Bastille Day from Philadelphia.

You're confused. They're submitting to us, the people who voted for them.

Exactly. It offends and humiliates hilarious extremists while making the rest of us laugh.

Doesn't trust the President.

Yes, and it keeps me up at night.

"You're an arcade for adults, not a five star restaurant. Cripes."

I was just about to write more-or-less this, except my track resume is as spectacular as it is imaginary (which is to say, extremely).

Zing.

Exactly.

I've been a resume filter, a hiring manager and worked in many other stages of creative recruitment and training. If a candiate billed themselves as a journalist (or that's what I was fishing for), a serial comma got their resume tossed without a further look - it simply carries too many negative implications (and not…

Fail to notice one little gas cap and the whole world turns against you...

True story:

Well, see, no. Er, not quite. There's a lot of implied hyperbole going around.

Pro: Bon Temps block party in vampire jail.