$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

These idiots do deserve to get leveled though. The best part of an idiot on the field is the tackle. When it doesn't happen I get sad. 

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

How does it not make sense? It’s pretty straightforward. I suspect you actually *don’t* know what all those words mean.

Something, something, something Uranus.

I catch your drift, but the fact that Trump doesn’t live in England is actually a very, very bad thing.

I may have filled this out wrong!

He probably has a financial advisor. I suggest he switches.

Sad story in light of plenty of pieces in recent years (here, here, and here) about the financial pitfalls athletes face.

AP needs a good financial advisor to bring discipline to his finances and whip it into shape.

C’mon, you’re reading a Deadspin soccer article and complaining about a measly 75-word sentence?

You do it a disservice by calling it a sentence. It’s at least a sentence and a half, overdressed for the occasion with a few loose appendages slapped on for good measure.

It’s good that Press has at last acknowledged the folly of lending Barstool her celebrity, the USWNT’s fame, and the commendable and progressive things she and the USWNT have come to represent, and in doing so allowing an odious site to use her and the national team as a shield behind which they can attempt to hide…

Perfect Hat-trick: Right Foot, Header, and Left Foot

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

Pretty sure it’s Pig gets roasted.

Dear Penthouse,

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Man, John Wick 7 is awful.