Fuck that, I’m a white man and a huge Hillary supporter. Don’t stoop to that level, it makes you as bad as Trump.

I’m going to be annoying but there is a reason there are food safe laws. I’m not saying this woman’s ceviche is going to make you sick, but selling food that you make in your standard kitchen cannot be guaranteed safe.

Unless you can prove that Manning is being treated any different than anyone else who committed the same crimes and who is repeatedly attempting suicide, being put in solitary for that is a non-story.

The government has bent over backward for her. She wanted a different haircut, she got it. She wanted women’s clothes, she got it. She wanted hormones, she got them. She wanted surgery, she got it.

People who hate all lawyers because they’ve been told to suck and are boring too.

The ‘fucking lawyers’ were hired by the fucking assholes who fucking hated their fucking neighbor’s fucking garage, you fucking dunce.

This is more of a win for common sense and decency.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Yup. These are my viewer.

You remembered Staukus and Burke, but forgot all the other butt players who came from that Michigan squad.

For the record, I deserve enormous credit for Trey Burke making this list. He was considered sub-butt prior to my lobbying efforts.

Jabari Parker? Started out great as a rookie, got injured, wasn’t good last year but you can write that off as recovery. Playing very well so far this year.

/extremely Kanye West voice

This article is nothing more than part of a schmear campaign.

Execution seems like an overreaction. I prefer a policy that just lox ‘em up.

Oh man, my Dad sure loves a twist ending. Best way to finish, in my opinion.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Some perspective on how historic this is: