They had a second hit? I’m legitimately shocked.

Jabari is very much athletic. He’s just got the Melo body where he looks a little pudgy despite being in obviously very good shape.

Nah, you’re not right.

Your friend is a true American hero.

Wow, there are some serious tales of woe here. This won’t compare to those, but it’s still the worst rental car I’ve ever had.

Re: Worst thing to spill

It’s probably a legit question where Evans is registered to vote (if he even is registered). He is obviously employed in swing-state Florida, but he was born, raised, and played college ball in Texas. Not sure where he lives in the off-season but it wouldn’t be shocking if he was still a Texas resident.

Rest assured that it is, in fact, an excellent dog.

Four years. It’s only going to be four. Be strong.

The puns are only corny because he ate a lot of corn last night.

I didn’t know it was possible for someone to even think Trey Burke is anything but butt.

I must defend poor Jabari Parker as being decidedly not butt. He missed most of his rookie year after a torn ACL and spent most of last year getting his legs back under him. So far this year he’s been quite good and if he can shoot threes at even a 35% clip he’s gonna be a real nice player.

No, I agree completely with you. It wasn’t meant as a criticism at the work anyone put in at Deadspin. It was just a dry joke in regards to these challenging times.

I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

Just another reminder that all senior citizens should have Life Alert.

From a legal standpoint, certain testimony can only be used for certain purposes. The average juror, however, is an idiot. Rose’s lawyers know that once the jurors hear this testimony, it will forever color their view of the entire case, regardless of whether they can use it to prove who’s version of the events is…