You mean you can’t buy the $20k engine, slather it with Flex seal, toss in a boat and call it a day? Shocking.

Fox News journalists will begin taping toilet paper to their shoes.

Are we sure that’s regular toilet paper and not the Constitution with which he usually wipes his ass?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

It’s an option, except that right-wing assholes are trying to amend the CA State Constitution to ban the legislature from making any changes to the Gas Tax, and there’s a decent shot it passes in November.

For historical accuracy, he has been pissing off Americans before he became POTUS.

California’s regulations apply only to cars sold in California and other states that voluntarily opt in.  

Up next: leaded gasoline.

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

CARB was created to regulate CA’s emissions. Other states signed on because they wanted to follow the same standards. Has nothing to do with CA wanting to control the country.

Apparently smog was what made america great. Who could have known?

Trump’s roll-back brought to you by Russian Oil Czars and OPEC... because when it happens, embargo and $5-7 per gallon is a wonderful thing for those folks.

I use liquid bandages on my wounds when I know that lemon juice and sea salt won’t give me quite the rush I’m looking for

I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

Man, when the racism is that refined, there’s some real effort that went into it. This whole story leaves me feeling like I need a shower.

Wow. So black woman pays to have two tickets upgraded, and when it comes time to move a person out, the leave the non-paying white woman in first class.

Stuck is stuck. If the bent metal isn’t going to allow the door to move, the weight of the door doesn’t matter.

It’s not uncommon for doors to be inoperable after an impact. This goes for all kinds of doors - even normal manual ones.