When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

I’m usually pretty meh about skater outfits but I like what the North Korean skaters wore. Not frilly or cutesy. Maybe they could hit the clubs afterwards or prowl the streets fighting crime. I also covet their level of fitness.

She’s not actually good at speed skating; she just has a long leg.

I really want to know: what’s your point?

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

He’s a gyro to his people.

You really didn’t think Pita would just fold, did you?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

Ok

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

I have no idea who Janelle Monáe is

I look forward to more, ahem, posts like this

Nice guy. He seems like a real pillar of the community.

I was a 10-point baby born in India.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

This ASTOUNDS me. Like, how did you not fucking realize this would be a really terrible idea? I know in the scheme of things in the world, this doesn’t matter, but this level of stupidity just takes my breath away. I am not a monarchist by any means, it’s more: if you’re gonna be in their employ, you know the rules of…