As a one eyed person (with a prosthetic eye to boot), I find this delightful and would laugh at this, but I understand not all Cyclopses, as we like to be called, would.

Because NFL football is faster, more violent, and more dangerous than college football. So there should be no problem whatsoever.

Okay, I’ll bite. What is a guy who was declared medically ineligible to play in college doing playing in the NFL?

How’s the smeg?

Working on it

Now all we need is the article on all the things people shoved up their asses this year and 2017 will be complete!

I have a part time job at Williams-Sonoma. AMA

I hate to break it to you, but women get catcalled regardless of their attire. I’ve been catcalled while wearing a formless sweatsuit that made me look like Grimace. Men catcall because it’s a gross power move, not because the woman is dressed immodestly.

The GOP sold its soul 35 years ago with Reagan. The rest is just shit circling down the drain into a herpes infected cesspool.

I felt like Konner Pilkington had to be real, simply because it’s just too much to make up.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH

Talk about a real twist in the fourth act, Bobby.

Ok, you start.

I haven’t seen anyone say his behavior is the exact same as the other’s you mentioned. Can we burn that strawman down?

55 year old men who do that are not neophytes. That pose spoke to his worldview, and you bet your ass it was a power trip. That photo was meant to humiliate her. Did you not read the original article and her account?

Today is my birthday, and I’m pretty chill about the fact that it is shared with this event. 🎉

“What kind of animal has friends in college that make offensive jokes?”

I want to believe it went down between him and Taft. It could happen!

Gwen,

I appreciate this breath of fresh air. The woes of middle aged disillusioned men are a frankly underexplored theme in literature and film. I look forward to what will doubtless be a unique insight into this marginalised perspective.