The girl that pushes the computer away...I have high hopes for her becoming a snarky bitch. She is perfect.

Jay Z is 6'3 with like 80 pounds on Solange. Solange looks like she's an ugly drunk who may have done this before. Beyonce trusted her husband to handle himself without hurting her sister. Solange is the real problem here

Ooh, Jennifer Esposito, I have dated similar. Sounds like a bit o' narcissism on his part and co-dependency on hers. Not good times, but glad she's doing well now.

Honestly, sounds like any relationship where you don't stand up for yourself. You can become a victim or you can hash out your problems with your partner - but if you end up all passive and get your feelings all stomped on, is it fair to call your partner "manipulative"?

Agreed on the creepy fake part, like a wax statue type of creepy. His eyes look so empty, my theory is that any emotion perceived on his face as "acting" is only there via different angles of eyebrow sculpting.

Please just stop giving her publicity and let her go back to her little corner of irrelevancy.

I imagine it has a lot to do with her descent into drug and alcohol abuse after her early stardom. Any mother worth her salt would want to protect her child from that.

Images like the one of Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend really make me question the life I've chosen to live for myself. Sam reminds me of myself in many ways, and I wonder if, by simply saying a few words, I could open the door to a new, happier, more fulfilling reality. Because I've spent so much money on…

Unfortunately, in the states, the first year tends to matter the most, especially if you want BigLaw. But enjoy NEVER, EVER, EVER being a 1L EVER AGAIN.

They're all on Brazzers looking up lesbian porn as we speak.

One correction, Burt: Brown wrote that the feminist lobby joined the hyena pack, not that they were one. The mistake is on The Wrap's part, not yours. From Brown's article:

Probably only going to vote for Hilary because the republican party sucks, Hillary is my Romney's choice.

not all of it is sexist tho. On the reals, what does it matter when Bill's name shows up?

Some people have, for whatever unknown reason, throwback accents. I do not know why, but I am one of them. Before I met RadhaPineapple, I dated a man in the Marine Corps who sounded just like a "tough" in an MGM film from the 1930s. His voice was just incredibly appealing. I have been told that I sound like an…

No, it's totally fine. PEOPLE MUST KNOW.

Here is an example of a bad tattoo.

I let my pup eat the last bite of my delicious sandwich after reading this. THE LAST BITE.

I have rheumatoid arthritis, and my dog regularly goes on "sympathy jaunts". If I'm limping, she'll suddenly develop one too. During my most recent bout of strep throat, she refused to eat until I was back on solids. It's weird and a little creepy, but I have no doubts that she would protect me if we wandered into a…

Anna Wintour: Why you always look like you smell poop gurl?

I love how obviously terrified SJP is of AW.