The Pinzgauer seems to be:
a) a thing I didn’t know existed until 2 minutes ago
b) a thing I desperately want in my life
c) a thing I do not even remotely need in my life
d) all of the above

Wait, people didn’t realize that was Redford? FFS, the movie ain’t that old... I saw it in a theater with my cool uncle so it couldn’t be .... <googles release date>.....
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Fuck me, I’m old.

...a little 900-meter ramp at 12.2 percent.

I’m sure that the following take will speak volumes about my character and development as an adult but... every time I hear Rovell speak, I want to derisively tell him to “Sit down and shut up” 

What happens if you or I break a law. I’m sure we’ll get the same preferential treatment and avoid any repercussions... /s

Weaponized PDA is the best PDA.

Ratfarts... I moved too slowly and they’re out of stock. That’s what I get for working before surfing Deadspin.

Ratfarts... I moved too slowly and they’re out of stock. That’s what I get for working before surfing Deadspin.

I regret that I have but one star to give for this comment!

I would love to know KD’s real feelings right now. Love him or hate him, the man does seem to love playing the game. And he’s well aware that he’s missing a finals series while in his prime. IF he’s truly gone after this season, he know’s in his heart that the opportunity for another ring is not guaranteed.

They mention the injuries because this would be a vastly different series if the Warriors had all of their players. Without the injuries, I don’t think your assertion that “the Raptors have been the better team” would hold water.

I grew up in PA, spent 44 years there with no “home town” NBA team to root for (Sixers? Please), then moved to the bay area 10 years ago. Having playoff games start at 6 and end before 9 may be one of the unexpected treasures of my relocation! 

When Curry, and not Durant, is this team’s best player, it’s about 20 times more fun watching them try to win.

No KD, Looney, and maybe Klay? Iggy playing but hurt?

I’m lucky enough to live in an area where people vacation so they can ride their bikes. As a “local” driver, the tourists (and to be fair, many locals) with terrible cycling etiquette aggravate me to no end.

you never know when someone out for a walk is going to pull a Crazy Ivan

Yes, yes there is. The trick is in being a responsible weed dad and imparting to the kids through words and actions that:

Then I saw Drake pretend he was on the team again and I wanted to punch my television into a million tiny pieces.

I drew major stink eye from my wife when Siakam made a shot late in the 3rd and I yelled, “Pascal FUCKING Siakam?!” a bit too loudly. But I’m sure I wasn’t the only dork in the Bay area yelling about him.

Thought 1: I enjoy watching KD work. I have laughed out loud at some of the shots he’s buried over the past few years. I find his thin-skin a bit much but wish him no personal ill will.

Conor McKeon has entered the (Deadspin) game. That was a great article! Hoping to see more of your work here.