Maaaaaybe. Years ago, I fit your description: a desk jockey who didn’t ride much. I started out riding my mountain bike on the road, and even when I switched from knobby tires to “slicks” it took a while before I could keep a 13 mph pace for 2 straight hours. Factor in the climbs in the Boston Marathon and I think the…

I have little doubt this will be the best thing I read all day.  Thank you, kind sir.

+1.  That was a great read.  Thanks.

Look at the fancy jagoff and his Yuengling.  REAL yinzers drink ‘Arn City! (Christ, just typing that accent makes me homesick)

I know yinz ain’t talkin bout the Stillers, cuz ar team plays the right way and ar fans are the best! We ain’t no dooshbags.

OK, I’ll bite.  Why don’t we put knives in a dishwasher?

I don’t think “projecting” is a bad thing in this case. I’ve got got daughters that are Nia’s age, you’ve got nieces that age. It makes a senseless act more personal because we can imagine it impacting people we love.

I remember stumbling across ESPN.com’s Page 2 content, which was the first place I found sports articles that weren’t 100% sports reporting. I used to print the Sports Guy’s articles to read later when away from my work computer. Sure they were self-indulgent, Boston-centric, and self-aggrandizing, but they were also…

Ummm..... any particular Home Depot?

https://www.fj.co/detail/1982-Land-Cruiser-FJ40_263

Holy Shit, is that a beautiful car.

Would I have enough change left over for some track time and a driving instructor?  Because if I have that arrow in my quiver, I wanna know how to shoot it when the time comes!

Like 30 E36 M3s for $10k?   

“Christian values”+1 for use of quotation marks.

+1 to this.  Playing in the Spurs seems like it would be a player’s dream.  

My Crazy Aunt defended Trump by saying “He wasn’t gonna stand up at a news conference and call Putin a liar. Plus, the latest FBI news re: Comey and Strozk means Trump doesn’t trust the FBI” followed quickly by “Besides, all that stuff didn’t effect the election anyway”

Just this morning I opened the Ambulance bill for a 20 mile trip to the ER.  It totaled $2,704.79.  I can’t imagine what the bill would be for 6 rescuers and a Chinook helicopter!

If I was built like Sage Northcutt, the only time I’d wear a shirt was for the chance to casually remove it in public. Yeah, I’d be the worst.

I hadn’t considered this but now I’m actively rooting for it to happen!

[puts on his tin foil hat] What you sheeple don’t know is....