He’s a prime example of a player that you would HATE when he’s on the opposing team but would LOVE when he’s on your favorite team.

Oh god. I’m.... I’m wearing khaki shorts now. Time to re-evaluate my life choices.

Yes, if you can’t count on a Cornhole tournament fundraiser to exhibit fair play and decorum, what can you count on?

I know this is going to place me solidly in the “Tin Foil Hat Wearing Brigade” but.... I think he is still in that position because the Koch Bros spent a boat load of $$$ getting him placed there. Sure, he’s already done quite a bit to pay off that investment, but they have more work for him to do so he will be around…

His playoff minutes, when viewed form that perspective, are staggering. For him to be performing at this level after so much wear and tear is just unfathomable.

+1 to this. Much to my parents dismay, I have “strayed from my faith” (fyi, I’m 53 and get to hear this shit) but I enjoy listening to liturgical music on youtube.

“Oh, you can drag your knee? That’s cute. Now watch me drag my elbow” I can’t imagine that much grip OR the ability to use all of it.

WOW! I was scrolling down to say the same: ‘86 sky blue, NO extras, 4 speed, didn’t even have a passenger side mirror. It was my new car and I loved it even though it was under-powered and simple. I’d love to have it back now as a commuter!

Rubio may now be “leathery” but he still has enough “doe-eyed” left in him to make my teenage daughter sit down and watch that highlight video with me. “Who’s that, dad? He’s hot!”

The handshake with the “downward thumbs, pretending to milk a cow motion” slayed me! I’m giggling like a school-girl now.

I have never felt so old and out of touch as I do right now.

Hey now! You better knock on wood!

This series has been a delight; I expected Davis to wreck teams but the rest of the Pelicans have been a revelation. It’s a fun time to be an NBA fan, although maybe not so much a Blazers fan. 

Stop... this is making my old-man brain hurt!

My response to your photo was “More car, less woman”

I’m constantly in awe of how players can a) go full speed while b) being whacked by a defender and c) deftly stick handle/shoot. I obviously can’t do any of those things, but to see it seamlessly strung together on a goal like this is so much fun. 

/reads article
/looks at bank statement
/Looks out at 2005 CRV
/quietly weeps

My thoughts exactly. Maybe the failure to mention Simmons name made the approval of the show “ok”?

The Last Time Homie was Cool

Damn Deadspin and their “Me Undies” cross promotions...