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Whelp, I just got busted watching a hockey replay at work. Things were going fine until McDavid scored that second goal and I yelped “HOW THE FUCK DID HE SEE THAT ANGLE?!” Should be an interesting meeting with the boss this afternoon.

This comment is the highlight of my morning, which means you’ve really outdone yourself and/or I need a better life!

I’m a fan of your work but this... this is something special. Well done, sir.

There is no argument over which player is better: Klay or LeBron. But I’d argue that the combination of Klay, Livingston, and Iguodala is better than LeBron, especially when you factor in their fit within the team and the additional minutes they’ll cover.

The fact that Melania wouldn’t even ride in the limo the the SOTU w/Trump tells me she is done being seen with that buffoon, let alone having sex with him!

If you truly believe that, you have been lucky in your boob encounters. There are in fact “bad boobs” in this world and some of us are still haunted by them.

I’ll withhold my decision until I learn if the mountain is naked or I need to be naked....

It would be fun to see that happen. I’d root for the Warriors vs the Celtics (despite my screen name) and if you turn out to be right, I’d still prefer that ultra competitive series over a runaway victory.

If loving that car is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

How about a story from the other side of the equation?

Please tell us more about this jalapeno cheddar cornbread!

My twin daughters grew up with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I recall with pride their accompaniment of the children singing along to “Aeroplane”. I also can vividly remember the first time my now teenage daughter heard the uncensored lyrics and realized my wife and I had loudly mumbled over quite a few F-bombs.

As a life long Yinzer who now lives in the Bay Area, I’m excited to see what Cutch will bring to the Giants, but I hate seeing what is happening to the Bucs. We’ll always wonder “what could have been” if only the Pirates had competent management.

Joe Rogan reacts to Ngannou’s knockout of Overeem like he’s worried that Overeem is dead. I don’t know if this is his standard knock-out reaction, but that seemed pretty genuine.

My thoughts exactly! “We’re jumping around now? OK!”

I would bust out a tasty air guitar riff before hopping into my Sienna and driving to the CVS for pantyliners. THERE MUST BE SOME KINDA WAY OUTTA HERE…

As a father of twin 17 yo daughters, the ongoing #me too movement has been a good way to advance conversations we’ve had for the past few years. From the beginning, we’ve stressed that 1) we want our daughters to enjoy sex because it can be really fun and 2) they won’t enjoy it if they can’t communicate with and trust

I moved from PGH to the Bay Area 7 years ago and brought my Pirate fandom with me. I still burn when I remember my new West Coast friends cheering as Baumgarner & Co steamrolled the Pirates on their way to a W.S. victory. 

“... while walking around his dudecave in an Edelman jersey with no pants on.”

I always had the sense that part of Sean Spicer’s unease at the podium was due to him have a shred of decency left and that decency rebelled against the bullshit he was ordered to present as fact. I don’t get that feeling at all with SHS; she’s 100% on board the Trump Bullshit Express.