Reason #5 made me sad from start to finish. I’m not a D Rose fan-boy, but the memories of him rampaging to the rim like a less-angry Russel Westbrook are the stuff of basketball dreams. And now... that’s gone.

“Set of 33' 35 and 38.5 tires with two sets of 6 lug rims go with it...” gets it closer, at least.

Shit, I don’t follow college football and I’m irrationally happy for that kid!

Popovich Kerr 2020!

In no particular order:
1) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup? Sweet baby jeebus, sign me up!
2) Being out of the Grays at Jalopnik but in the Grays here is weird and frustrating
3) Anyone else having trouble with Chrome not working/playing nicely with the autoplay videos at Deadspin? My window jumps all over as the videos…

+1 to this. Cut the cable cord last year (fuck YOU, Comcast) and thought I’d miss football. Turns out that I don’t; I no longer have to watch young men trade their brain function for cash AND I have more time to get outside and breath the free air.

Many people have said it’s the most patriotic penis...

Still working on my first cup of coffee and didn’t really “get” UnforcedErrer’s comment until I read yours.

+1.

To me, Giannis’ greatest accomplishment has been giving me, an xeno, common ground with my Greek Father-in-law. The FIL is now an NBA fan (or at least a Bucks fan?) and every conversation includes a request for a Giannis update.

Seeing/hearing this would be better than any gift I’ll receive this year!

I regret that I have but one star to give to this comment.

Dammit, Burneko!

+1 to this.

“safe space in the comments section”

Yesterday I saw a Unimog adventure rig while bicycling on Hwy 1 in NorCal. I don’t “need” one, but I WANT one so badly... and I had a rough time pedaling home with an erection!

White guy (yes to 3 out of 10 items so... kinda, maybe racist?) who is supposed to be working but is reading this instead. I LOL’d at “I haven’t told my wife about this fantasy yet, but she might read this eventually. So, um, surprise!” just as my boss was walking by.

Counterpoint: The audacity is oddly thrilling.

Every god-damned time I put on a dark t-shirt using the “arms first” method, I end up getting white deodorant residue somewhere on the outside of my t-shirt! Going in head first allows me to avoid that.

The GOP leadership and our fearless leader are feeding us a never ending stream of fuckery and blatant lies. And Trump’s base seems to be swallowing it hook, line, and sinker. Reading the daily news feels like a death of a thousand cuts... just a constant erosion of my mental well being.