… you can… later recruit [Sif] as a pup to help you kill another monster…

You can have 1 cheer every 24 hours, or you can spend $0.99 for three right now.

Ugh, Bed of Chaos is the absolute pits.

Did you ever play the Wii installment of New Super Mario Bros? It's the one I'm most familiar with, and I hear it's largely similar to the Wii U release. Playing with multiple people can be, shall we say, a trying experience, but even the tendency towards failure can be fun(ny) in a slapstick way. Plus, it teaches an…

Also, perhaps the only use of the "Walking Simulator" tag that didn't irritate me!

No-one's hitting twenty-five year-old virgins below the belt quite as often as twenty-five year old virgins.

You might be thinking of her sister.

On the one hand, I've never been into collectible card games, but it's interesting to learn about some of the advancements they're making with the newer, digital versions. I occasionally see how people are experimenting with physical games whenever I play a new board game, but it sometimes feels like they're butting…

Conversely, it's only been about six months since I bought Modern Guilt, but I only started buying his albums in the last year. I'm fairly tempted to pick this one up now, rather than five-to-twenty years after the fact.

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I saw the new RoboCop. I thought it was alright; they updated it about as well as they could, but it was pretty average. The opening felt like it could've led into a very political movie, and it definitely wore its politics on its sleeve, but as it went on it ignores most of that for more shoot-shoot-bang-bang. The…

He always knew a good bar.

I've run into a similar winter malaise, although I think Christmas has something to do with it. I don't have many responsibilities at home (no wife or kids, for example) but baking and shopping for Christmas can crowd out my time for games, and I just might not pick up and play any games for a month.

Of those games, I've only completed Dust, Antichamber, and The Swapper and I enjoyed all three. The first is a decently enjoyable Metroidvania/action game, whereas the other two are straight-up puzzle/platform games, but neither one requires twitch reflexes. They're all relatively short, so you could (theoretically)…

There was only one section that I remember being particularly difficult, somewhere around the halfway mark. It was in some sort of ventilation system and I think the issue is that I wasn't moving fast enough, but I can't say I found the checkpoints as egregious as others have.

Have you ever shopped from Monoprice? The mouse I use at home came from there (see here) if you're willing to give it a try; they're not too pricy, but I'll admit that their quality can be a little mixed. The two faults I had with this mouse at first were that the left- and right-click weren't clicky enough and the…

Yay, Digest! Boo, vomit!

So, My Super Ex-Girlfriend, but with a passive-aggressive Skynet.

Yes, it's a real magic number.

I'm not sure any Resident Evil will be able to top the emotional roller coaster that was Mike.