But you think it’s okay for dudes to take pictures of their boners while their children are asleep next to them. How surprising is it that you also have nasty feet? Answer: not at all.

Nah, walking around with crusty, dirty feet is disgusting. Accept it.

Maybe it wasn’t the best analogy, but all you’re really saying is that you should wash your feet, because it’s not difficult and could spare you nasty infections in the future. Why are they resisting this? It’s fucking weird.