Has Adequate Man ever done a post on “How to Apologize”? Because, man, it seems like a few people could use some pointers in a skill that I thought we all learned by the time we were 7.

Well, that’s it - all of my concerns about the future are settled, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE JUST FINE. Bravo, young man!

Good lord I would totally drink that.

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

divorce is super personal though. just because he’s talked about it before doesn’t mean he’s comfy about talking about his personal experience all the time.

Too much noise happening in Cher’s tweets.

Babies ruin everything.

If I owe you a beer, then I’m drinking one with you, man.

So now I know what it feels like to gun nuts whenever there is a whisper of a ban on guns. Brb, gonna go buy every pocket pussy and fleshlight I can find.

My grandma has a similar set up with a meal plan. Sadly, no beer.

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

Read somewhere that Paul was a self-castrated homosexual.

That was more of a King James translation. He was also a huge misogynist in his day and slanted all bible translations that way, not that Paul needed any more slanting.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

I have much guilt for replying in this manner, but once the police put up the crime scene tape, the jig was up. He’d run through it, think he’d won and that’s that.

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

I think you missed one of Selena’s performances, because I definitely saw her perform (aka “lipsynch while breathing heavily and looking like an uncomfortably young girl being inappropriately sexual”) twice.

I wonder how stylist was able to purchase this, possibly last in the universe, Milly jacket

Looks like she’s been hitting the sauce...