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I can buy Green Bay’s arguments. Aaron Rodgers is the world’s greatest QB and he sustained a medium-term injury during the season. I don’t think Kap would have helped in either the short or long term. Signing then starting any quarterback off the street is a bad idea. Plus the Packers are also notoriously cheap when

He claimed something that was absolutely true was fake news. He really was quoting the president. Arians out here playing 4D chess.

I really like SVP on Sportscenter, but his reporting about and then concentrating on the Ravens loss, instead of the euphoria of Buffalo finally making to playoffs for the first time in 17 years, was the most disappointed I’ve ever been of him. I understand he’s from Maryland, but to pretty much completely miss one of

If you were a true Browns fan, “Alcoholism” would occupy every spot on that list.

Be honest. Pony is the only strip song that exists. All the rest are the stripping equivalent of a cheap bootleg Halloween costume labeled “bat themed crimefighter”

“You’re out in the elements, Donnie!”

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

I saw this commercial while watching the Blazer game last night. I was in my hot tub (sounds luxurious, but it’s as ghetto as you can get... I have it behind plexiglass with computer speakers for sound), so I couldn’t hear what it was about. It had Dame and Messi, though, so I was on board.

Nobody wants to hear your whiny libturd snowflake whining, you whiny cucktard.

Any insult that the far right overuses, (cuck, libtard, snowflake, etc)

Twitter is dramatically worse than Facebook, as evidenced by the fact that it is the one of the two that is the preferred tool of Donald Trump.

Yeah, you’re just wrong about everything you said.

Paul Allen (Microsoft’s co-founder), owns the Seattle Seahawks and the Portland Trailblazers. The Dolan family owns the Knicks and the Rangers. The Rooney-Mara family own the Giants and the Steelers. Stan Kroenke owns the the Los Angeles Rams and the Denver Nuggets.

“Further changes, the base Sport model receives a standard 7-inch touch screen as standard now”

it becomes almost inconceivable that the technology will ever exist anywhere to allow for convenient intersteller travel.

Yes the grave treason of... posting vague second-hand information in a blog’s comments section. When the lethal injection cocktail begins coursing through my veins and the lights fade out, I will rue what I have done this day. 

I’ve heard the “it would be arrogant to think we’re alone” line a bunch in the past two weeks. The unlikelihood of intelligent life visiting earth isn’t so much in that there isn’t any out there. Most physicists would tell you that it’s a near certainty that there is life outside our solar system. It’s the extreme

I grew up in panama city beach, fl and all the hotels around spring break time would have little baggies stuffed with all kinds of "survival gear" for spring break. My mom worked at a hotel and would bring home extra kits. One of the items in those kits one year had a unique alka seltzer in it called morning relief.

Yea, if I'm drunk enough to have a hangover I'm definitely too drunk to remember to do all of this shit

All of the Irish.

I'm way too drunk to understand this article.