thehaxancloak
TheHaxanCloak
thehaxancloak

The drink isnt even good...

Back in the dial-up internet and Unreal Tournanent days, if you had a trackball people thought you were rich. Only nerdy bio and math teachers had these things. I remember they were way more money than my parents wanted to spend. We eventually got one and I hated it...

You guys pretty much listed the only 3 games we had when I was in grade 1 to 5 (im 30)

The future of indie devs; make the dumbest, weirdest stuff you can and watch fans of memes and vaporwave eat it up. At least these type of “games” are good practice and experience for when they’re ready to make something polished and longer than a 5 minute minigame.

Man, im behind on my science. I remember as a kid we use to use magnets to mess up monitors, desktops, tvs, handhelds. Didn’t realize they were safe now!

Man, im behind on my science. I remember as a kid we use to use magnets to mess up monitors, desktops, tvs,

30 NES games?! I downloaded just about every single NES game ever made in one single torrent file in an hour. Why was this so popular? I can’t think of a single console, phone etc that can’t run these game’s. Oh I guess because “piracy is bad mmkay” You could buy lots of these from the virtual console too.

This is such a money grab move. Not shocked since Nintendo is a massive fan of nearly endless accessories and color variations.

I can’t find a long usb cable that last longer than a month, or just doesnt work at all on my ps4 controller. Suggestions on a good 12 foot one for those long gaming sessions?!

Nooo. The whole article was actually updated a bit later, words and all. Guess it was only posted as a placeholder until they could round up links! Was wondering why it was so short and pointless lol.

Is my phone deceiving me or is this literally a 2 sentence article with no pics or videos of a fighting game?

It was never $700. You should dust your room more often, it sounds like you’re going through a lot of consoles.

Does Kotaku purposely post CRINGE screens of Mass Effect for every article? Or are the characters just always awkward and dumb looking always? Every screen I see on gaming sites is a character with a weird empty stare, eyes that look terrible, and a face with out any emotion. I can’t even pinpoint why the faces make

I just got into Hila and Ethan last week and I’m addicted. I have no idea why; Hila mumbles awkwardly and really has nothing to say, and Ethan just cusses a lot and uses the same jokes over and over. Guess there’s something charming about their dynamic!

I played the Nier demo on PS4. Possibly the least detailed textures I’ve seen since my PS2. Gameplay was boring, too. Does it get better? Was the demo not a good example of what to expect? I felt like I was playing a new so bad it’s good game, like Deadly Premonition. Still blows my mind how boring it was to look at.

Probably did it for the inevitable Kotaku free publicity since most people wouldn’t know about the game otherwise.

“with an anticipated quick return of less than a week”

Just start stealing games from Redbox. I do 4 times a year. YOLO

I was in PC Gaming Club throughout highschool, and nothing pissed the jocks off more than losing to me,“Nutsack”, on Counter-Strike or Battlefield.

Damn, that’s a long tangent.

Haha the whole “you care because you commented!” thing is probably the silliest, most lazy reply ever. Many of us don’t care, and we have valid reasons not to. Speaking up on why doesn’t mean we care about this guy or these articles; we want them to stop because only kids or no-lifers care about YouTube Twitter drama.