Man...you lucky!

I think the story is just a launching pad for venting on how much of an asshat he is. You notice not too many people are discussing the actually audio as much as they are saying that Chad is a waste of skin and hair...well, I'm saying that actually, but I believe the sentiment is shared.

He's been a wannabe for years. He bleached his hair and wore baseball jerseys like some douche b-boy years ago, now he's Mr. Beard, Beer and Camo. He was the Junkies' bitch and has licked Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony's sack for years. He feels he's on par with those guys...bleach must've got into his brain.