Because people hate Dane Cook so much that anything he does is further evidence of his awfulness. I always thought he was funny, but I’m in the minority among internet commenters.

Yeah, that’s Amy’s signature “thing.” She’s worn that type of hat as long as I’ve been aware of her existence (ca 2000). Amy is 100% Amy. Doubt strongly she cares about trends.

That wasn’t at the end.

It would seem that addicts are extremely well-placed to comment on obsessions. She didn’t criticize your obsession. She just said she was fascinated by it.

Excellent reference! 😂

Aimee, I really enjoyed this piece and think you are a fantastic, funny and honest writer. That all I got. Sounds like you’ve had enough “wisdom” for one lifetime.

Adrastra, you need to embrace your screen name!

Great job, guys! Cat, I’m at almost 6 months myself. Is it really weird to anyone else that there’s a discussion co-mingling with this one on hot toddies and other booze to drink when one is sick?

Ah yes, like how Monsanto bought ads all over the place touting their commitment to sustainable agriculture. The only thing they need to do to reach 100% hypocracy levels would be to talk about championing small family-owned farms. Dicks.

I was gonna say- it’s all about texture. Fine and straight hair doesn’t hold braids well. Full stop. My head of crazy ringlet frizz holds braids fantastically, and I’m about as white as they come.

The dresses are cute! The models, however, Are suffering from some seriously affected twee hipster-face. Yes, I know it’s ModCloth... Sigh.

Because the OP probably won’t un-gray me, but I’m hoping you will.. For the record, I live in central Africa. We have fat people here. There aren’t “tribesmen” because an awful lot of African countries don’t have “tribes.” There are also no Western restaurants. Just local people, eating the local diet, and some of…

I live in central Africa. There are fat people here. There aren’t “tribesmen” here, because there aren’t tribes in many African countries. They are normal people who eat the local diet (there are no “western” restaurants here).

As a proud veteran, I applaud Ted Cruz for looking beyond superficial “problems” like the still terrible state of the VA and high rates of suicide among combat veterans to focus on REAL issues that matter. The sinister influence of the gay left wing agenda on our heros’ vaguely food-like packaged meals has gone…

Not terrible! Thank you for some comic relief. Impotent rage is not an emotion I like to hold close for very long.

I'm so sorry you had to go through that. It's unbelievable.

Uhhh, hello. They're scratching you because they want you to do a cat eye with black eyeliner.

I thought more about the “pioneers” communist youth group in the Soviet Union, but that works, too.

She takes her fork, scoops out the little peanut pieces, DROPS THEM ON THE FLOOR WITH THE FORK, and says to me “No nuts. Was that so hard?!”

What is this what wait- cakewaffles? This is the best thing I've heard all day. Bless you.