It's neither dumb, nor stupid. It's always profound and moving when you read stories like that. So much bs and judgement in the world. I'm sorry for your pain, and hope you are doing well.

You made my day with the excellent descriptions of the caramel golem in your entry. UGH- I could see that woman’s vile, piggy face so clearly as I was reading! I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Thanks for taking one for humanity, there.

Nope, I meant “white women,” per Lilly’s explanation.

On behalf of fellow white women everywhere, I literally can’t even. Just...go straight to the hell, above-mentioned restaurant chains. If you’re having trouble affording your tickets after the legal fees stack up, no worries- I heard Satan takes credit cards now.

If you have a filthy and highly warped sense of humor, you will appreciate it muchly.

Lol- sorry, BogartCat. It’s the “holy shitsnacks” comment. Pam from Archer says it all the time. I was just attributing it, because I love that show and want to spread the word.

Ah, yes. It’s from Archer.

These words you speak- they are true.

Because they live in a magical world, where they are unburdened by self-awareness or concern for others. These are the same people who think liking LOTS of sauce lol is amusing or cute for some reason. Why is that funny? No one gives a shit about your quirky ranch abuse tendencies, princess.

And yet, you often get faster or better help when you act like a normal, polite human who understands that everyone with whom you are interacting is also a human, and life kinda sucks sometimes, and we’re all in it together experiencing remarkably similar things, and we all deserve at least a base level of respect.…

Yeah, same with McDonalds. Apparently, we’ve exported our worst, and other countries improved it. McDonalds in Moscow was the delicious.

It’s either the result of, or the precursor to what happened in #72 (object on the right.)

I know, right? I wish people would stop othering my tits.

Ok, I gracefully accept the fact that I have a fulfilling, meaningful job, while this guy is, um, really good at chess for a living. Oh, and making asinine comments. He’s really good at that, too. Sadly, the limitations of my lady brain do not allow for sticking my foot that far back into my mouth.

It's not really about Pinkham policing his own forum. It's about other commenters saying that your behavior towards them is rude and unnecessary. Darling, you do realize all of your silliness is just making people rally around Pinkham?

Okay, I've never been a server, but..: "Every time you turn around, someone visibly needs something, or has something terribly important (to THEM) to impart to you, demand from you..."

Ah, I forgot the coffee latte one! That was amazing. I was dying at the thought of that woman screaming incoherently as she floored the gas pedal like a maniac at the drive-thru. Of course people defended her. People. An adult human howling like a deranged velociraptor because they can't get the exact (made-up)…

Sweet Mother of God. It looks like a mutant king crab is attacking her neck!

What. Wait, what? I get not knowing pumpernickel or whatever, but turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry relish....these are the traditional Thanksgiving day dishes. They are the most common, cliched (and delicious) foods that you can eat at Thanksgiving. Who are these people that find this exotic?

Based on her agita over how to figure out 15 or 20% of her bill ("really freaking annoying," you guys), I'm guessing calculating the annual salary of someone who makes $15/hour, or [ 15(40x52) - taxes = "bad" ] is way beyond her capabilities. Maybe she can only count to 30...which makes 15 sound pretty high.