Lol, I’m right there with you. I can’t help but to lower myself down into the gossip.

I think it’s obvious he cheated. But I also think the happy, quirky marriage image people had of them from instagram and his shows was only ever that, an image, and not just because he’s an addict. She’s got a shitload of issues and demons as well so my guess is his cheating was just the tip of the iceberg

Because people love gossip and speculating about who cheated and when and why, etc. It’s human nature. And I’m not going to pretend to I’m above it, I love that shit.

My guess is he and Munn didn’t exactly plan to have a baby like mature, responsible adults and it was more like he was a drunken/high mess who couldn’t be bothered to ask/care about birth control and she... might have let herself get pregnant accidentally on purpose... and he at least had the decency to not fight it…

Duh, Mr. Relapse was effing around with Catface while he was still married. Now both PR teams are scrambling to craft a narrative that won’t alienate their fan bases.

Agreed. And a big part of his fame was from being the quintessential wife guy, so the really messy divorce also seems to have made his whole persona—which was generally accepted as sincere—seem hollow. I think people basically feel like they were fooled by someone they thought was authentic, and it’s making them more…

Good for them! There’s no way this can go wrong!

Honestly when I see men that claim to want to be child free but they don’t get a vasectomy I give a huge side eye. It’s almost saying I don’t want to have kids with my partner but I want to keep my options open for someone else. 

Maybe didn’t have that much of a choice in the matter? Consider the very likely scenario where he was drunk/high and careless and didn’t ask or care about birth control when he was with Munn and when she decided to keep it he was at least decent enough to step up and take responsibility and pretend to be delighted…

People are hung up on the timeline because it’s clear that Mulaney was cheating and yet refuses to just admit to it.

accidents

I think odds were this was always going to be a premature birth. 

Same. As a child free person, I find the switch fascinating. Granted, I’m in my 40s and I think a lot of the switch can be attributed to getting older and having different perspectives on life. When I was in my 20s I wasn’t ready yet, but over time, “not yet” became “not ever.” 

I understand why people are tired of this story, but I have to admit I can’t help being curious.

Clicking on and then adding a comment to the article is an excellent first step to realizing your hopes. To that end, I bet this comment will help too.

Dude, you’re so right. The physical pain I am in due to my pregnancy is nothing compared to your miserable, lonely existence. I mean, my symptoms will go away in six months and I’ll get to experience the immense love and joy of a child and husband, but you’ll still be a sad, little man that no woman wants to touch.

My issue with celebrities and pregnancy (and any other body-related thing) is the normalization of their amazing bodies as standards we should all follow and the lack of discourse about the resources they have.

Yeah, I have to imagine she’s lying about the sex. I recently had a laparoscopic myomectomy which isn’t the same as a c-section, but it’s not too far off and was told not to stick anything up my vagina for at least 8 weeks. There’s zero way a doctor is signing off on her having sex only a month after an allegedly traum…

I think you’re really reaching with these comparisons. Netflix didn’t just “fudge” the timeline on the show; they completely faked it, with Christine herself narrating. “A few days” after flatlining and needing an emergency C section, she’s shown swanning around her house with the baby, wearing a mini dress and…

Prince Harry is the least credible hippie ever.