because tricking children into high interest loans in the name of higher education isn’t the same as you buying a home or car as an adult with your rate determined by your credit score. 

Boy, I can’t wait until 2024 when I’m forced to choose between a president that doesn’t give a shit about anybody under age 60, or a president that doesn’t give a shit about anybody under age 60 AND wants to turn the country into a theo-fascist state. Hard choices!

Truthfully, I’m not even sure if I’m going to be able to get my payments set up. I’ve been told a few different ways that my loan was moving to Navient (weren’t they in trouble for something?), and every time I try to go set up a new account, there’s an error code in the thing I need to do, and I’m stuck.

His first wife literally wrote articles about it. He literally told her that he wasn’t going to change, and if she didn’t like it, she could leave.

My favorite part about this ridiculous saga is that they still live together. Imagine the passive-aggressive bullshit both of them indulge in. I have no idea what they’ll do about their living arrangement when he moves to Austin, but I hope for their child’s sake they’ll go their separate ways. 

Anyone who didn’t think Elon’s first love would always be his work himself reeeeally wasn’t paying attention.

Well...  When making movies and TV shows, they do things with guns that require violating this bedrock rule of real-world gun safety. Strict safety protocols make this almost always safe. In real life, of course, we don’t settle for almost always safe.

I’ll be dead in the cold ground before I recognize non-Galilean moons!

Anyone who didn’t think Elon’s first love would always be his work, reeeeally wasn’t paying attention.  The man’s a flashing set of hazard lights.

It’s shocking that he would preemptively cast shade on the idea that a new strain may require the development of a new, or at least modified, vaccine. We’re living in a world in which millions have died from this thing, it is an irrefutable fact that vaccines reduces the rate of infection and greatly reduces the…

Okay, sure, but no: Trevor Noah is making some people angry because he’s saying that the Moderna CEO is only pushing for new vaccines in face of the Omarion variant for financial reasons and not health reasons. Surely, it’s a little bit of both, but my man, can you not?

It’s actually reassuring that she calls it “clown work.” Lucille Ball was a trained clown and it seriously informs her comedy style. I grew up watching a lot of I Love Lucy with my abuela so I’m pretty protective of my TV parents. This is the first time my hackles have gone down since the movie was announced.

It is an interesting distinction, and I fully agree with you. The issue is that Messing WOULD probably inhabit a far more believable Lucy Ricardo, which is the one the audience knows and will be comparing to, but that is NOT who Lucile Ball was, and that is the part people DON’T know and will not be comparing her to,…

Yup 100%. The Lucy Ricardo role was so iconic that people really do forget they are not the same person. I have mixed feelings on Kidman being cast, but I think she’s a an overall deeper actress than Debra Messing.

Sub-head here says Kidman’s approximation of Ball’s voice was “terrifying”. The actual article (barely re-written from the Page 6 piece) said that attempting something so far out of her range was terrifying to her. It’s that attention to detail that has earned Jezebel the reputation for insightful writing that it has…

COMPLETELY FORGOT about his wife impersonating as a Latina. Yeah, this guy and everyone in his orbit is sus. 

Who can forget the gaslighting he and his completely American wife from a well established family from Massachusetts when it came to light she lied about being born and raised in Spain. I mean she spoke in a fake accent and everything for years all over every form of media. The disconnect and Arrogance was amusing him…

In another life I would come back as either an agent, manager or publicist and make an utter killing based on a patent pending piece of publicity perfection: Duct Tape. Before I would allow any of my clients the ability to leave their homes, duct tape. Right across the mouths. I may also take away their cell phones…

Baldwin has never fundamentally understood that 90% of PR is just knowing when to shut your hole. 

I guess it’s possible. Pietta revolvers like the one involved possess known quality control issues.