As another libertarian, Conservatives don’t want small government. They just want to change which way it’s lop-sided. Conservatives want almost zero bank and business regulation, but want to be able to send the sex police to your house if your bed squeaks too loud. Liberals on the other hand could care less when,…

Thank you! Trump is fucked but how is this kid starting a fire over Trump any better than some Obama birther.

That kid has horrendously bad parents.

Yawwwn.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

I dunno Ham, if you followed the same standard you would’ve run out of stuff to write about 10 years ago.

I like it. What the fuck is the difference? They’re going to lose the series anyway. The whole “respect” and “bulletin board material” angle on sports is the tiredest shit. Go have fun and talk shit, Stanley.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

I don’t want to be the “I saw this on Reddit” guy, but when did Screamer become the “Clips that were on 101greatgoals 3 days ago” vertical?

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

Actually, *some* white people went into defense mode. Given that 249 million Americans identify as white I think the general consensus to the video was no one gave a flying fuck. Don’t believe twitter or the media as representing any one single race of people.

I’m really not sure if it’s a lack of depth so much as it is a matter of an unreal burst of talent (Djok, Fed, Nadal) all at the same time. Each one of those guys could dominate an era, hell they kind of have in their own respects.

If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Brandon Knight’s ability to play basketball over 2 years after his death is truly inspiring.

Yeah. the toilet.

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