That’s the real problem. She REALLY thought she was killing it.

I think we all know she tried her absolute best.

Best part is after, “...la-and of the freeeeeeeeee!” when she gives someone off-camera a look like, “Nailed it!”

Turn the sound on.

No, we are definitely not listening to the same performance.
She hit two bad notes on the first word! I don’t know if I could count high enough for all the bad notes in the whole performance.

If she appeared to have the slightest capacity for self-awareness, I would be convinced this was parody or performance art, that Fergie was in on the joke. Alas...

To be fair, it is a shitty song.

There’s a new promo, too.

13 indictments... also known as “A Mueller’s Dozen”.

Christ, yes - - THREE of his lawyers resigned! Not a good omen for any garden-variety traitor, nope. *cackle* They smelled what was coming down. Either he was about to perjure himself or he was about to flip. I’m thinking that not one of these stooges feels like taking the fall for Trump, so I’m looking forward to…

Didn’t gates’s council resign too? I’ve always been a salty bitch, but every nail in Trump’s coffin gives me more glee than all of my vices combined.

I apologize for my father’s internet presence.

So much more is coming. This was “just” about the social media campaign to do shit like depress minority turnout, rally support for Jill Stein and Bernie Sanders, set it up like Hillary committed voter fraud in the Iowa primaries and a bunch of other rat-fucking - after the election they briefly went into organizing…

Self-update: *megalolz*, I just found the best bit of spin! This guy (commenter at The Hill) has apparently gone through all the 5 stages of Trump-Related Grief. He’s already at the final stage, “big deal”:

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The Russian thing is actually really funny, and no matter what the outcome, it ends really bad for Trump. If they do find Russia and Trump worked together to rig the election, he’s done for, he ends up getting kicked out, etc.