Other trolls, I'm guessing.

It means "waaaaaaah, nobody will fuck me".

True story: one of my guy friends once broke up with a girl in her early twenties (he is in his early thirties) because she referred to the Beatles as "that old band my mom listens to".

Joyce's coat in the "Band Candy" episode of Buffy.

YES to the Scarlett dress.

It's actually a photo of 20's-era silent film star Clara Bow, whom I believe was the most adorable woman that ever lived.

What the actual fuck. That sounds like an amusement from the court of King Henry VIII.

Oh, damn.

I was present at a wedding where the groom wore a Metallica muscle shirt and sported a mullet. After the ceremony, the guests were escorted back to the groom's trailer where a keg of cheap beer was waiting in the shower.

He wrote that?!

I don't know whose writing he is describing, but it certainly isn't his own.

Every now and then, something like this comes along and reminds us how far out of the Dark Ages we are not.

If it makes you feel any better, the guilt would be there even if you didn't feel that way. Guilt is the one constant in parenting.

Part of growing up is realizing that your parents are flawed human beings who make mistakes and have regrets. The fact that a mother may have, at times, regretted having children, makes the love she had for her children and the sacrifices she made on their behalf all the more incredible and meaningful.

I know some LDS girls who will be very excited.

I always wondered about that, too. I assume that everyone who purchases one either has a closet to put it in or a bed to slide it under... or a secret sex dungeon.

Never used one personally, but we have a lot of older or injured clients who swear by them. They're made of some kind of springy Tempur-Pedic-type material that gives awesome support.

I work for a chain of high-end sex/porns shops, and we sell these:

It sounds like he has some pretty severe emotional problems.

Agree, definitely. I think part of the problem is that too often we are talking past each other and not at each other. I think just about every problem there is could be helped by us listening a little more. Sometimes being right is not the most important thing.