I feel the same way. I think my friend is painfully aware of it, too- she's just trying to find some type of fulfillment in the only "parenthood" that is available to her. I find it obnoxious at times, but I don't say anything because I can deal with the annoyance a lot more easily than she can deal with the harsh…

I have a friend who has struggled with fertility issues her entire life and wants to have children but never will due to health problems. She really is one of those "my dogs are my kids" people in the most literal sense. Mostly I just find it sad.

But I like it dark. :(

Good. Their next move should be to shutter their doors completely.

I assume they're talking about the size of the guest list, which is usually how one determines how "big" a wedding is. It's possible to have an "intimate, private" wedding with very few guests and still spend mega bucks.

Couldn't a bigger wedding be an indication that the couple has more resources and a bigger support network?

My chihuahua speaks with a Spanish accent and claims to be a Scientologist.

I'll see your Catcher in the Rye and raise you an On The Road. I hate that fucking book so much.

Chode

Found out my boyfriend had cheated on me with a "friend" while I was pregnant with his child. Friend is the one who told me. I confront him about it. He denies it.

Yes and no. It is part social construct and part biological indicators. I say this as a person who has studied Forensic Anthropology and learned to identify skeletal remains as "black", "white" or "native" for the purposes of matching them to missing persons.

The choice is clear. HAIL SATAN.

I am utterly charmed.

When I first began dating my boyfriend, I directed a production of the Vagina Monologues. He came with me to see it one night, without me having to beg him. He said it was a great show. When we got home, he asked me if I had ever seen my vagina. I said yeah, kind of, but not up-close. He found a hand mirror and…

I just realized where I know your avatar from, and I think we need to be best friends.

Oh my god, that was the worst movie ever. I thought I was the only one who watched it.

I was born in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. It's a yuppie playground and pretty much everyone who lives there is an insufferable asshole.

I have a facebook friend who lives in Israel and she's constantly posting shit that- while not outright calling for genocide- is at least hinting at it. I understand that it can be scary to live in a place where bombs are falling, but for the love of Odin, she was born and raised in the US and chose to move to the…