Sadly, no. But they should. Everyone should.

Courtney Stodden has always reminded me of a drag queen doing Sookie Stackhouse.

The fewer-donors-for-more-women thing kind of worries me a bit. I can't help but wonder what the evolutionary implications of that will be.

I like to think my recent nuptials, though exchanged in a conventional setting, were No Bullshit. We wrote our own vows, in which we both admitted to our flaws and uncertainties. It would have been rather tacky, in my opinion, to have a whole other ceremony in which we unpacked our dirty laundry.

I did read it. It doesn't even say what you claim it says. Also, it's one shrill man's interpretation of a study. Read the actual study he's referring to, neckbeard.

From a non-biased, reputable source that is not linked to the Neckbeard Movement.

Nobody should have free reign to go around hitting people, and- good news- no one does. Assault is assault. It could be argued that some police don't take female on male violence seriously, and that men don't report- but guess why that is? Because other men shame those who have been abused.

That's awful, and there should be help for those men, too. I'm not tying to say that it doesn't happen- just that it doesn't happen nearly as often. That's just a statistical fact. 85% of domestic violence victims are women. (Bureau of Justice Statistics Crime Data Brief, Intimate Partner Violence, 1993-2001, February…

An old Jezebel article is not a peer-reviewed study.

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No getting around the fact that women suffer domestic violence in far greater numbers than men do.

Did the person who approached him look like this?

I feel you. My kids said the Sixth Sense was boring, and that Paranormal Activity 3 was better.

Then why didn't her producer just say that, instead of claiming that singing off-key is a legitimate way to warm up?

That is valid.

I have no moral objections to this whatsoever. Any consenting adult should be free to suck a big ol' bag of dicks if they like- and I hope that's the real reason she chose to do it, not the singular bottle of liquor.

A bottle? As in one?

What. the. fuck.

Right? I wish!