"Suit and Tie" sucks.

He dissed Prince?!

It saves significant time if I just assume you're all assholes. I'm not concerned about that small fraction of a percentage of MRA's who aren't assholes, but just so happen to belong to a movement that is full of them.

Fuck and yes.

I had a landlady once who was incredibly unstable. 2 weeks after we moved in to the house, we got a notice from the city saying that our water had not been paid (this was the landlord's responsibility according to the lease), and that they were shutting it off. We lived in the apartment for a week with no water before…

"He took her into a room with a projection screen that showed contestants getting crowned on loop and told her that her life had changed forever thanks to meeting him."

I have a question for any NA Jezzies that might be willing to help a clueless Caucasian understand something a little better:

Is this real life?!

You win at life. :)

My brother-in-law's little sister was Little Miss America back in the late 80's, and she told me stories that would curl your hair. For example, she told me about one little girl's mother sending her daughter over to another little girl with a melted chocolate bar in her hand to "accidentally" smear it all over her…

Oh, totally.

11. Your child is not an extension of you. They are their own person, and that will become more apparent as they grow, in ways both wonderful and terrifying.

I had a dream like that once. It was surprisingly hot.

Billina was amazing. One of my favorite things about the books is the subtle way in which they touch on the subject of animal rights.

The book I had did not have any illustrations, save the one on the cover, but in my head, that shit was creepy as fuck. And the Gnome King who had enchanted the Queen of Ev and her ten children as objects and hidden them throughout the rooms of his palace? Brilliant story-telling.

Haven't read Patchwork Girl. Thank you for the recommendation.

I don't think they're any scarier than the original Wizard of Oz was- though there is some definite creepy. The Princess who keeps a room full of 30 heads so that she can wear a different one every day comes to mind, but it's handled in such a typical L. Frank Baum kind of way that it comes off as more whimsical than…

"Ozma of Oz" was the best of all the books. Seriously. If you have not read it, you should.

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