Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

“Old Guy Figures Out How to Get Everyone to Leave Him Alone”

THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT

So say that if that’s what you meant. And why does that matter? Of course they’re not going to give you an official way and I feel like you know exactly why they can’t do that. But wink wink, oops, turns out they just forgot to put any security on this thing at all and you can run a few software commands and load…

Are you going to include the gaps in the floor where it has rusted through?

I love the jump from “the tweet didn’t mention the port” to “Americans are stupid.”

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

The idea is that if the economy tanks SUVs will gather dust on lots as people downsize back to sedans, because people typically go small during a recession. See: Every recession.

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

Seems like they should just sign the team over to Greta and be done with it.  

People who actually have the authority to say what something is and isn’t:

The Corvette has always been the pinnacle of GM’s technology. A shining example of what their chassis, engines, and suspension can do when pushed to their limit. The C8 is no different in regards to the Corvettes of the past. You cannot pretend that GM hasn’t contemplated going mid-engine in the past (as far back as…

I would love your take on the evolution of the various smartphone brands

Nothing can top the C7R’s sound. It’s like the voice of Zeus, if he's yelling in whatever language artillery barrages speak.

Unpopular opinion incoming:

does copyright protect stuff like the full metal jacket helmet that opens up that music video?

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.

They didn’t offer him anything, they SUED him for $10 million.

They didn’t offer him much. They went from low ball to sue. This was an ego match. Could have been avoided with a proper offer in the first place.

They didnt want to give him ANYTHING. No money. They wanted to walk into his office and take the domain name. He said “give me $15,000,000 or I wont sell” they then hit him with a $10,000,000 lawsuit saying that he wasnt allowed to have nissan.com