Brent is far more redeemable than Trump though. That’s the really sad thing.

You know, guys, we can just...not sing the song. It’s not as if we’re suffering from a dearth of Christmas songs.

It’s a headache to follow with Lucas changing his mind constantly over the years with the whole ‘plan’. Splinter of the Mind’s Eye exists for a reason.

I also found it weird when people got angry with Disney tossing out the Expanded Universe. Lucas already did that with the prequels.

My friend, though, is not unaware…

It’s fascinating (and telling) how much a certain sect of American christianity equates “Jesus” with “winning”. Which... I don’t necessarily think was his primary message.

Hey, this will be long. I sort of miss the disqus community where people would still reply to a post of this length, but those days are gone.

I had some interest in this movie because I really like Joaquin Phoenix, but every time Todd Phillips opens his mouth I decide I’ll just watch You Were Never Really Here again.

So he had nothing to say about the story or the characters? You know, the reason people go to most Star Wars films?

Red Letter Media teeters on the brink of being funny and annoying as fuck to me, most often landing in the latter. It really depends on the movie they’re doing.

That’s Star Wars all over, though. Look at all the prequel characters whose most important information came in pamphlets with their toys. If you want well-explained backstories and fully fleshed out character motivations included within the main canon onscreen installments, this is just the wrong franchise.

It’s like the Watchmen adaptation. They took some scenes and faithfully recreated them but either didn’t get or simply didn’t care about the characters or the story.

As for Pennywise? Tim Curry was WAY scarier as a basically normal-looking clown. Skarsgaard is fine, but the character design is so over the top and…

It’s true, I mean the Satanic Temple has significantly better morals. Shit even Anton Lavey and Aleister Crowley would probably think what these guys are doing is a bit much.

Suspension of disbelief works differently between stage and screen. It would be like making a live action Lion King movie but making it exactly like the Broadway show with people in deliberately minimalistic lion outfits.

3) Cap and the Ancient One? Priceless

Meowster Police, you could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.

From what little I know about how Jackson selects some of his projects, I’m virtually certain he signed on to this movie just for that one scene.

Its the only thing people really remember from that movie and for good reason. Its a dumb and fun popcorn flick with one really memorable scene. 

If you think the Ancient One wasn’t controversial you didn’t pay attention.

For a new classic scary scene I humbly submit the bear scene from “Annihilation”. My teenage daughter noped the fuck out during that scene and that’s not like her. 

Of course Peter had to eat cat food, that’s how you get to sleep before the cats start wailing for the rats in your walls.