Uh, only a quarter of the country voted for him, dummy.

I can understand finding the underlying material unpalatable. Honestly, even without the commentary there’s a kind of black humor to the chummy, glib commentary being juxtaposed with such horrible things. The host segment afterwards, ‘Catching Ross’, is cathartic. To me, it’s not much more painful to watch than some…

More like Heavy Metal: The Movie live action adaptation.

McConnell’s not a turtle, he’s a cancer.

Eventually Date Masmune was defeated by another samurai. Unfortunately, when he went around saying he “beat the One-Eyed Dragon”, most people just assumed he was talking about masturbating and were very uncomfortable.

Ahem...

This is the worst thing she’s done since burning Zac Braff to death and eating him. No, scratch that. This is the worst thing she's done since Blade: Trinity.

Cars is an unofficial sequel to Maximum Overdrive and all the cars murdered the humans.

Sssshhh.... Zack Snyder’s Dawn Of The Dead....

The ugly guy in the movie reviews novelty stores in seedy strip malls, and he’s famous!

And the voice actor Had Gun and Traveled.

Counterpoint: the Rankin/Bass Smaug was cooler than Cumberbatch Smaug. He had hair.

“You are only allowed to have sex after you’re married and only to have children—YOU DO NOT GET TO ENJOY IT!”

Its because the members of Anonymous completely misunderstand the whole point of V for Vendetta.

The kindly old newspaper stand owner who grumbled about the kid reading his comic books for free, but still let him stay, is the hero.

The reason is that they didn’t feel like bringing back Michelle Fairley as a zombie.

Steve: I’ve come to return the Soul Stone

"Stan's dead. Goodnight!"