Become a Scooby-Doo villain, of course! If you want to stay in love you’ve got to keep those places abandoned, which means dressing up as an octopus-clown or something and spend all day frightening meddling kids away! Now, you will certainly need funds in order to pull this off, so I recommend that in addition to…

Bear Stearns / 2008 bank bailout cheer leader and famous Obama basher calls the Speaker of the House a derogatory name to her face.

called the police but they cannot do anything because they were African American.

I’ve posted this before and I’ll post it again because it stays relevant:

I mean, if we’re being honest, the secret desire of the average male Republican voter to have some Rambo manrub all over his face is what drives a lot of the political discord in this country.

I pretty much lost it when I got to the part where she was shouting about knowing people at Fox News, only for it to somehow get better as it was her mother trying to calm her down... At a music festival where she was riling up some teenagers.

“Neither One of Us” Was Expecting Dionne Warwick!

Repeat, the Royal Family is complicit in pedophilia 

They were watching Dance Moms, Toddlers and Tiaras, Honey Booboo...

Don’t you even JOKE about McConnell being in the White House!

*Nods*

Gosh, poor thing. What a terrible fate.

Posting the same comment repeatedly doesn’t make it true, you fucking idiot.

Girl, the O’Fish are an endangered Irish species!

A few things:

Hey, this is America. We can be stupid in LOTS of different ways at the same time!

I mean, if she was worth her salt, she’d be parting them out for that sweet, sweet, Planned Parenthood fetus money. 

Recipe Filter extension for Chrome, my friend.  

They did ask to use his photo and he consented. I’m not sure having it on page 15 or whatever is technically doing any less to “out” him then having it on the cover. Does his Grandfather not read his Atlantic subscription?

As a fan of both Halloween and Kate Bush, I deeply appreciate that you count Kate Bush as Halloween music. On that note, why not talk to Cathy’s ghost with a Kate Bush spirit board?