I am disappointed in you Michael. Yeah you got an exclusive from the Thug Plane but dammit The Soup Posse is what we really need to be worried about. mean shit these brothers have cans of soup ready to do damage. Who cares about an AR-15 when some monster with a can of Chunky’s is ready to do some damage

Here’s the thing: I do believe Officer Snowflake feels victimized, but not for the reason he thinks he does.

Remember when President George H.W. Bush said that he’d vote for a Democrat instead of David Duke? Then again, the position of the GOP is now to say the quiet parts outloud.

It almost certain that the LW’s correspondent was either the husband, or someone he enlisted to entrap her. That whole bit was too quick and convenient for it not to be.

You do not at all suck. Jez thinks it’s all edgelord and cool to shit all over any Dem that’s not Bernie.... oh wait Bernie was never a dem, he just used their network and platform whenever he felt like running and didn’t want to have to declare as an independent. I think the Biden/Harris AXNH campaign is adorable. I…

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

I look forward to the day when the first question out of my interviewer’s mouth isn’t “How do you define yourself?” I look forward to the day when any clown who smoked a bad batch doesn’t get to just fly into my grill and unload on me. People of color, gender-fluid people, people of a certain weight—we are all on…

going to California and dressing like a slob.

In their short tenure as The Sussexes, capital T capital S, Meghan Markle and the former Prince Harry have gathered around them quite a hodgepodge troupe of paparazzi, helicopter pilots, attack drones, and high-speed chase stunt people.

And he brings it up in a book 3 years after the fact. Fuck that guy. 

Some how, I’m kind of grossed out by him. 

It’s not as if people on the left can’t be shitty on their own. We have plenty of awful people, too.

Come to Daddy...

If it is illegal to criticize the cops, then this is literal Fascism.

Why do I get the feeling this was just an attempt to poison the well by Spencer?  The right’s whole thing these last few years has been blatant trolling, and this just feels like a particularly hamfisted attempt.

All these blow hards saying “oh, she’s not descended from slaves! Her father was from Jamaica!” How do they think Black people got to Jamaica? 

Glad that Claudia pointed that out about her dad because it's been really weird to watch libs stan for that guy. He's still a piece of shit, he just happens to not like Trump.

because I’m tired of his off-the-cuff comments that end up fucking him and the whole party in an election that’s far too important. (That’s where the senile accusations come from.)