Even now, the best that Jezebel can do is deliver snide, passive-aggressive “praise”. He “did what he needed to do” says it all.

He can pick up his shit and move the fuck away from me. What a ratfuck.

Wait.  The guy in the lede photo is a pick up artist?

“Mr. Warburton magazine, which is not, as far as we can tell, a magazine about the actor Patrick Warburton.”

Why is this article written in such a weird, snarky tone?

Proving Quade’s point

Meanwhile this reporter finally did what every single member of the media should have been doing every damn day since the orange fascist announced his candidacy five thousand years ago in the before-time.

I mean the poster boy for birtherism rode that bullshit all the way to the White House, so I’d argue it worked just fine (unfortunately). 

I’m going to assume “she” is Senator Harris.

‘an inevitable Covid cure in a few months!’

yeah, this is not cute

Okay, so can we get a promise from Jezebel not to tank her and Biden both with the “Kamala is a cop” stuff?! Lots riding on this ticket, folks.

She is going to hand Pence his ass on a platter, of this I am certain. 

When the LA Times published, “It’s ‘The Bachelor: Campaign Trail.’ Which of Biden’s veep candidates deserves the rose?,” they deservedly received a lot of backlash for publishing such a sexist piece. They even apologized. I’m disappointed to see this trope used again here.

Good thing he didn’t vandalize a DA’s office in the process, then he might be looking at 25 to life for a really heinous offense.

Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

That is “tactical eyewear”

Lets hope they go broke, defund the police.