Because everyone wants to compete for tiny slices of the same big demographic rather than own a bigger slice of a smaller pie.

Don't tell the devil

The Longtime Companion Olympics

Yeah but only in Europe so you're probably a 24i or something weird.

Cutting the electricity is kinda counterproductive though, isn't it?

It's located on the Aribbean sea.

That's like the primary joy of being a parent.

See, now this is how the word fascist gets diluted to meaninglessness. "That dude in the band is a total dick" has somehow become facists dehumanizing your soul.

Damnit, focus. You can do better than that. This is your moment!

Woo! Hi! Hi guys, I name you too! Hi "National"!

More like the modern version of those lengthy Jehosa begat Mehosa passages in the Bible.

The cd is almost certainly available at discount used cd places everywhere.

The Hazeline is the edge of slightly crispy, dried out nutella on your toast if you leave it out long enough.

Huh. I never knew they had actually athlete-flavored cereal. I always thought it was the regular Wheaties with the athlete-of-the-month's picture on it.

Well, shit. Bravo!

Sarah was a dipshit
From the Land of the Midnight Sun
With a grizzly gun for hire
And fighting to be done

If your god is fooled by following the letter of the holy law in the strictest technical sense, you probably want to rethink a whole bunch of things about your faith.

Everyone likes that!

That's right, I did the iggy.

Baaar? Why are you yelling about bars?