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Caption: A young Ray Romano tries to figure out this internet thing.

And close to a century behind Popeye.

The re-crackup after 'gotta get it wet again' is the best.

I'm fine with the concept of a Bidet, but I'm not sure I want a discount one that shows off three jets of water blasting their way out of the toilet like jet contrails.

It was Mike, but yes, they did. I wonder if they have an actual case, it's basically identical.

It's one of the categories Scientologists use for people who leave.

Be right back, I just gotta hang around and be John Stamos.

I actually came here to make some smartass comment about the game with the monsters being the only true Rampage. This is supposedly that very thing except I don't remember any secret government anything, I remember punching buildings and eating people and hopping around like bouncy butt monkeys.

A little chimichurri sauce would help with the blandness.

This is actually 100% believable.

I wonder if there's a term for that kind of thing, a setup that looks just like a joke but is actually filled with tragedy.

See also Yelp, in certain areas. Either it's 5 star great best food super cheap! or that waiter looked at you funny when he brought your water, 1-star would never come back.

Who does things for comedic and kinky reasons?

Disqus: the anteater of comment systems.

Yeah, but replying "FLAGGED!" is super satisfying. It's like telling the teacher on someone but you get to shout too.

You all still say "wicked" though, don't you? I'm being serious, I grew up there and we used wicked completely unselfconsciously.

My initials are AF, but I'm 38. When I was a kid I wanted to make my middle name Lawrence so I could be ALF.

Thin, monotonous piping of an unseen flute or gtfo.

My knee hurts and I need a parking permit.