Wow. This is an especially bad meme, because the entire point of “Not today” is that death is an eventual certainty. You say “not today” instead of “never” because eventually everyone dies. Valar morghulis.

A small smoke about a half hour before a long run is what I call a good Sunday.

I’m judging you.  Moron.

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

This is an excellent headline.

Wait, so what’s the story with Inbox, then? Wasn’t it supposed to be permanently replacing the “old” Gmail experience? Should those of us who switched to Inbox be planning to switch back to Gmail? It would be so great if Google could make up their mind on absolutely anything.

I certainly hope not because inbox is far better than gmail in my opinion. Especially on mobile.

Seems like they’ve taken what’s great about Inbox and made it Gmail. I’ve been using Inbox for a couple of years and don’t think I can go back.

yes.. this is called “dulce de leche”

Please let me know when there is a sequel to the PowerCore Fusion 5000 with usb-c. The Fusion is where it’s at. Thank you.

Please let me know when there is a sequel to the PowerCore Fusion 5000 with usb-c. The Fusion is where it’s at.…

Your explanation is somehow worse than your take.

Ooh super hot take. Fuck off asshole.

Come on man, really? This is your “contribution”?

I don’t know man. This dog looks like he’s having a blast.

Right or wrong I would be fucking mortified to have this story appear under my byline. It’s like web 1.0 and buzzfeed had a really sad baby and it was this article.

I have used CBD products to address separation anxiety (dog, not me). It is anecdotal, but they worked very well with no side effects at all.

“Pawloski notes that incidences of toxicity in pets increased fourfold when marijuana was legalized in Colorado, so keep those brownies and biscuits stored away safely.”

How do you know YOU are not the evil twin?