Their new website is smellthe.gov.

This strikes me more as "Fables of the Reconstruction" material.

Except that Kournikova was actually pretty good at tennis, at least for a period of time

The love this gets will seem Lilliputian compared to the love it deserves.

Swift angling for a spot in the D-League seems like a pretty modest proposal.

Did the IOC consent to this? If not they are totally getting some takedown notices and probably going to use their narc network to figure out which person sold their torch.

Kenny Powers would ride the shit out of one of those bad boys...

Also, who in the heck was dumb enough to suggest that the font on the statues be alterable?

+1 Mengele

The one on the right has a bright future in soccer.