Their new website is smellthe.gov.

This strikes me more as "Fables of the Reconstruction" material.

Except that Kournikova was actually pretty good at tennis, at least for a period of time

The love this gets will seem Lilliputian compared to the love it deserves.

Swift angling for a spot in the D-League seems like a pretty modest proposal.

Kenny Powers would ride the shit out of one of those bad boys...

Also, who in the heck was dumb enough to suggest that the font on the statues be alterable?

+1 Mengele

The one on the right has a bright future in soccer.