If the time comes when Humanity challenges The Gods for its survival, I shall want Samus Aran to fight for us.

This whole trademark BS needs to stop. If it’s not CLEARLY the same thing, then FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE. Monster, Monster Energy Drinks, or whatever other garbage they decide to peddle to morons IS NOT Gods and Monsters.

Apparently, that’s all they do there. (much shorter poles, however.)

Watched the video. No smoke bombs present. Could easily see culprits. Left disappointed.

So uh... those interspersed Ubisoft promotional pictures in this article sure were tonally jarring, weren’t they? Like, maybe this isn’t quiiiiiiite the article within which to be inserting de rigueur free advertising for the company in question? Maybe?

I don’t get how PSO is seen as any less Anime to you than PSO2

I hate online multiplayer games in general, but Rocket League is different and I’m not really sure why. It’s much harder to grief, I guess. I played it a lot a few years ago and the vast majority of players just wanted to get down with some car soccer and not talk any wild shit, which was definitely not the experience…

Wow, no Metroidvania lovers on staff anymore, eh? Were it my list, it’s gotta be:
1) Super Metroid - platforming never felt so free, and learning to explore this game out of order is so delightful that 25 years after its release it still feels fresh and exciting every time I start it up.

This listicle is stretching the definition of “platformer”.

Also, “best”.

EDIT: Because I feel money needs to go where mouth is, I suppose I should name three myself, huh?

It’s gonna be Sonic 1, Mario Galaxy and... hm... wanna keep it strictly platforming, so Rayman Legends? That feels right. 

I want both the movie and the phone. I’ll just ignore the inevitably shitty acting.

Trying real hard not to let loose some anger and/or take it real personal that the video game-film genre has a huge chance at gaining legitimacy through Cate Blanchett’s casting... and Kotaku’s only take is to have one of its reviewers remind us that he doesn’t like Borderlands.

How are you able to post this? If you have a smart phone, that’s pretty irresponsible when a $20 flip phone would be all you need. If you have a computer, that’s also a waste of money when the library exists.

Jesus. If nothing else, I’m impressed by how you've managed to double down on being a douche while choosing this as your hill to die on.

Your use of time and ill will could be better spent planting a garden instead of finger-wagging a hardworking parent. Take the hint, accept the dunking-upon you richly deserve, and turn off the internet for a while ya doink.

The fun flip side to this is when you find the rooms WITH movable furniture, so I just bulldoze cloud through them for a while.

This frustrated me so much.

I was pissed when I found out BOTH sides are blocked by those stupid tables. Who designed that???

I’ve been on dynamic IP with both cable and fiber for years, and I regularly flush my router for maintenance purposes. Simply turning your router on and off doesn’t give your network a new external IP address. Rather, IP addresses assigned by your ISP are assigned to your location (through their equipment or yours and…

This is getting fucking ridiculous. Yes, rents need to be controlled so people can’t hike the every year and make cities unlivable, but there is nothing inherently immoral about owning properties and renting them out at a fair price. I’m dizzy from the amount of times I rolled my eyes reading this idiocy. 

Amen - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Bell-Shepards owning some apartments. In fact, as rental housing stock in LA goes, you’re much better off having a celebrity couple like them for landlords (they’ll fix things, if only to avoid bad press) than some real estate investment ghoul like Steve Mnuchin who…